Poopskittles

flutterjedi:

sixth-kazekage:

iamtonysexual:

hausereiring:

roxion:

you don’t know pain or agony until you’ve lost to the same boss fight more than 3 times

and then you have the unskippable cutscene dialogue memorized, so you start repeating it in a mocking, angry voice

omg

that picture

HAH! HA HA! HA HAHA  HA HA! That fight? HAH! AHAHAHAH! You know what fucking Kingdom Hearts fight is REALLY awful? The Roxas fight in KH2: Final Mix. That fight against Roxas… I have nightmares about that fight.

gerbertmccracken:

it annoys me to see people my age achieving things in life because it makes me realize what a loser i am

clientsfromhell:

We are a custom-apparel manufacturer who provides garments to a local boutiques. After eight months of phone calls and repeated attempts to make contact with a client to collect payment, we finally cornered them:

Me: This invoice is severely past due and I need to collect.

Client: I understand, but things have been really slow around the shop lately.

Me: So you haven’t been able to sell the product I provided to you? If not, I will stop by and pick up the unsold merchandise.

Client: I only have three or four pieces left in the store.

Me: But this means that you have sold the other 45 pieces!

Client: I don’t see your point.

Me: If you have sold the garments, then you should be able to pay me what you owe me.

Client: I just don’t have it. What if I placed another order?

Me: ….

clientsfromhell:

I was at a party when a client’s business partner approached me. 

Client: Hey, [Client] tells me you could answer a computer question for me.

Me: Depends. What’s the question?

Client: My computer stopped working the other day. The light comes on but nothing happens.

Me: Well, it’s hard to say what might be the problem from just that. It could be something simple, it could be that something needs replacing.

Client:  Pfft! That’s the best you can come up with? What a waste of my time. 

._. That sounds awful. omg. I’m so sorry. /would send snacks or something if I could

It is. Ugh. And it’s impossible to get info out of her. Even simple questions like “what do you want on this page” are met with a question from her, like “well what do you think?” or “what is a page?”

“So what is this? Do I downline my email to this?”
“I don’t know if I want a home page. Do other websites have a homepage?”

It doesn’t help that the website is focusing on one of those pyramid scheme sales things for some health drink or something idk.

You know what hell is? It’s being forced to design a website for someone who literally doesn’t even know what a website is.

I need to stop asking my dad for car advice.

Me: “Hey dad, I’m pretty sure I’m right here, but I’ve used Type F ATF (automatic transmission fluid) to fill up my power steering on my truck. That’s what they recommend, right?”
Dad: “No! They’re different for a reason! They do completely different things, there’s no way it would work, you should flush it out”
Me: “I’m pretty sure they’re almost the same thing…”

Ford Manual for 1996 F150:
“Use only power steering fluid that:
meets Ford’s Specification ESW-M2C33-F,
such as Ford Premium Power Steering Fluid,
E6AZ-19582-AA or an equivalent Type F
Automatic Transmission Fluid.”