- me in the morning: Nah, I'm not hungry
- me in the afternoon: Eh I'll eat later
- me in the evening: Oh I haven't eat yet? Oh...well that sucks
- me at 3am while the rest of the house is asleep: LET'S ORDER THREE PIZZAS AND DIP THEM IN CAKE JESUS CHRIST I'M STARVING
Reblogged from Boy boy mama