Heard this during the request hour while driving
- Guy: Hey can I hear 'Teenage Dream'? We need music to cuddle to.
- Radio DJ: Sure! Hey Katy Perry is pretty hot right? Wouldn't mind cuddling with her right?
- Guy: Uh, yeah, sure.
- Radio DJ: What's your girlfriend's name buddy?
- Guy: .... His name is Patrick.
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